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Funny truths about life in small Singapore....

1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on
2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep
3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese
4. Smell of rubbish beside letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox
5. S'pore Chinese use different languages other then Chinese to communicate.
6. S'porean never like to vote, but like to complain
7. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF but no Cash and are liable to lots of loans
8. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric singaporeans -they know how to use state-of-the art equipment, 3g mobile phone and powerful computers but they dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet
9. Half of S'poreans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats
10. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)
11. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke
12. Private Cars - Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, harder and harder to Maintain
13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost
14. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expect students to learn More



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